his is a story of how i ran into
monas uncle moshi
ok so i was waking to the bank and
i saw a guy in a robber
mask and i remember that mona said his uncle moshi robbed a bank so wen he came
past me i jump and tacled him because i wasnt sure if it was monas uncle or a
evil guy{but monas uncle is considered evil} so wen i said do you no mona he
said ya monas my nefiew. i said did u no me and my friend zach made up that
name far him in pal bball. he said ya mona talks all about it. we started
talking but i had a earpeice in my ear from the cia they ssaid this is the guy
so i tackled him again and brought him to the cia were they investigate him so
then i said weres my money and they said ur a volenteer u dont get money so i
said sure so wen i killed osama benlatin i get 25 million but wen i give u
monas uncle moshi i get shit. so i broke monas uncle out and we both lived a
life of crime robbing banks and shit drug deeling. so 1 day me and monas uncle
got caut.we almost got fstarstarstared{fucked} up but i took out monas uncles
gun shot them in the face but i forgot about one so he shot monas uncle. today
if u visit the cristan semetary on the stone it says monas uncle moshi {the one
neer jfk}RIP so it just coms to show you wen your name is moshi its gona suck
shit for u.
Moral of the story:never have the
name moshi.
UNCLE MOSHI PART 2
i am suffering still from moshis
deth he feels like my uncle
moshi
so i went to monas hose to comfort him and then for some rely
rely rely geeege reason uncle moshi is ther so me and uncle moshi went back to
a life of crime.first we battled the north fork bank. of cores uncle moshis
moshiness was to good for the gaurds so we won then we went to bill gates ang
robed his hose were fing rich now so me and uncle moshi stole dr evills hq we
cloned a mini me of uncle moshi and me. so one day me and uncle moshi were
minding our own buisenesses and cops come. sadly our mini mes died soooo we
created new mini mes.this one time me and moshi were at chase bank and our mini
mees gave the guards a faint becase they wetr so small and we go in and we seb
saddam hooseen.we get scared and he told us he is the secret agent of the cia.so
me and moshi go into combat .he made our mini mees di from his muslimness.soo
now me and r mad . we say to muslim boy to go kill more muslims to help the
jews but he said i helped the jews enuf.{and for u idiots that didnt no this he
killed muslims he did} so me and moshi say look iraqi women with ther legs and
faces showing.{and another one for u idiots women in iraq hav to hav ther
bodies covered}so he looks we kik him in the balls even thout he dosnt hav
any.kicked his ass got the money and left.it just comes to show u that if your
muslim it will suck
MORAL OF THE STORY:NEVER BE MUSLIM JEW HATER.
uncle moshi part 3
me and moshi were living the llife after we robed bill gates
house. we had money pouring out of our asses. bill gates went away cause he wuz
scared of moshis moshiness. me and moshi even found the deed in his windows
1.21223.23.23.24.4.4.3.4 vista computer.we were so rich that we got 50 slaves.
it wuz so much fun i be like hey cracker{a wite person} get me a drink now.but
then we relized that the slaves were taking the money out of our
asses wen we went to sleep.so me and moshi went back to the headquarters that
dr evil used to hav.we made another 48 mini meeee's and then that night i had
decided to kill all the slaves so we faked sleept and wen the slaves came in
the 48 mini me's came out from the bed cover and me and moshi were waching from
a distance.then every 1 of our mini me's died and 48 slaves died. it wuz only
me and moshi and the two slaves.so i took moshis keepah and i sliced off 1 of
their heads. he died.there wuz only 1 left. i said hoo the @$#& r
u.he took off his flash mask it wuz.......bum bum bum OSAMA BENLADIN.holy shit
how r u here.he said before sadam wuz hung he told me to kill uncle moshi and
to kill max.so i said ok u were a good terrorist, ill do it. so then i said to
osama hey look osama they made a new twin towers. he said " I must blow up
twin towers" so i took 1 of his suiside bombers and i threw it at him and
it blew him up.teh next day i took hi body barbequed it and ate it. then a wek
later the police came and said were is osama, tehn i said i ate them so they
put me in jail for murder. I said y the @#$% r u puting me in jail cause i
killed osama. he said because the government has to kill him i wuz screwed.
moral
of the story:
always get clones to do ur dirty work
moral#2:
never do favors for sadam
